• @emptyother@programming.dev
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    31 year ago

    And if he doesn’t, thats a “loss” for some reason. Nothing is actually lost mind you, there is no 7.5 trillion pounds of baby meat in a dump somewhere.

    • Final Remix
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      1 year ago

      Nevertheless, we’ve fired the CEO and given him 6 billion pounds of baby meat for failing.

    • lad
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      01 year ago

      It was a loss because the CEO had already received an MBO in percentage of planned growth

      • @takeda@lemmy.world
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        11 year ago

        Reminds me of the Reddit CEO who was sobbing that Reddit is not profitable (and that’s why they had to block 3rd party apps) while receiving a $200 million salary.

  • lad
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    1 year ago

    My calculations show that around the age of 80 he will be massive enough to turn earth into a black hole if evenly distributed onto its volume

    Edit: actually by the age of 30, because I misread the current age to be 12 months

  • mechoman444
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    11 year ago

    These people think the only kind of growth is exponential.

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    11 year ago

    They also expects if a woman can give birth to a baby in nine months, nine women only need one month to “produce” a baby. Or even just eight or seven women, because of synergy effects.