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@Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Career day can be hard on a kid

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Career day can be hard on a kid

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@Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Zana@startrek.website
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    Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      God damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own

      • @Eikichi@jlai.lu
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        • @CluelessDude@lemmy.zip
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          If you are talking about the parent comment the joke is that because the dad is a cop and they usually beat on black people, “it wasn’t dark enough to beat it to death” is the point. I know it’s not well explained but hopefully you got the gist of it.

          If you are talking about OP’s post then the joke is that a while ago there was a school shooting where the cops refused to enter a school to do their job when they clearly took their own kids out first there’s more to this but the relevant part to the joke is that the kids dad is a cop so he refuses to go inside the school.

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            • @Rev3rze@lemdit.com
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              The starting point is a reference to school shootings where the police were too afraid to go into the school to stop the shooter.

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    • @Katana314@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.

  • @Decimit@lemm.ee
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    52•2 years ago

    His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.

  • TaleOfSam
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    49•2 years ago

    [ Children’s screams have been removed ]

  • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    33•2 years ago

    No, fake news!

    He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.

  • @i_had_name@lemmy.world
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    32•2 years ago

    I laughed, and then felt bad about it.

  • @Casmael@geddit.social
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    31•2 years ago

    Cold as ice

    • @KreekyBonez@lemm.ee
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      unwilling to sacrifice, our kids

  • @Mylemmy@lemmy.ml
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    11•2 years ago

    Lol savage

  • @tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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    8•2 years ago

    This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.

  • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Lol

    FTP

    • moosetwin
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      6•2 years ago

      what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit

      • @sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz
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        File Transfer Protocol

        • moosetwin
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          yeah I was thinking it was either that or FreeToPlay

      • @masterspace@lemmy.ca
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        Foil twisted pair- they’re bragging that about how they’re transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.

        • moosetwin
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          6•2 years ago

          thank you internet person

      • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        Fuck the police

  • LemmyLefty
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    3•2 years ago

    You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.

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