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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

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If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Nougat
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    42•1 year ago

    I knew all that time spent playing World of Tanks would pay off some day.

    • Footnote2669
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      7•1 year ago

      Too bad most of those are prototypes, unless these count as well

  • @maculata@aussie.zone
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    37•1 year ago

    Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…

    • @dubbel@discuss.tchncs.de
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      10•1 year ago

      Tank you for träwelling viz Deutsche Bahn…

      • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        There is no more tank friendly bahn in Deutschland than the autobahn!

    • Footnote2669
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      4•1 year ago

      What about tank tank and tank top

      • @maculata@aussie.zone
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        3•1 year ago

        Good, good.

  • @Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz
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    T-1,T-2,T-3,…,T-97,T-98,T-99. Some will hit

    • BombOmOm
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      11•1 year ago

      M1, M1, M1, M1, M1, M1.

      Did I get one?

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    What happens if I say M-1?

    • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      18•1 year ago

      An M1 is picked at random. Luckily, since helmets, bayonets, and small arms are only rarely wheeled, you’re probably in the clear.

      • @RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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        “Your chances of being assigned an M1 helmet with wheels are low but not zero.”

  • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    17•1 year ago

    M1, Tiger, t-82,…wait, I think that might be a calculator.

    • @Eheran@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      I am fairly sure a tiger is a big cat.

      • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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        7•1 year ago

        You mean a Tigger?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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          6•1 year ago

          The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are wonderful tanks.

          • @psud@aussie.zone
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            3•1 year ago

            Though they’re poor against small arms fire

      • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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        5•1 year ago

        A big cat is just a very advanced calculator

  • @Tryptaminev@lemm.ee
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    16•1 year ago

    Water, Oil, Gas, Liquid Nitrogen

    • @HipsterTenZero
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      16•1 year ago

      no maple syrup or whiskey tanks? Mods, obliterate this user

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    14•1 year ago

    A Toyota Hilux that’s up on cinder blocks because the wheels have all been removed.

    • Nougat
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      9•1 year ago

      It would still drive.

      • nukeM
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        4•1 year ago

        Based Hilux

  • Zorque
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    Would a Monowheel be considered a “wheeled vehicle” since it’s not a vehicle with wheels, but rather a wheel that is a vehicle?

    A vehicled wheel, if you will.

  • @notabot@lemm.ee
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    12•1 year ago
    • George
    • Bob
    • Geofry
    • Gertrude
    • Agetha
    • Agness
    • Nelly

    …what do you mean, that’s not what you mean? It’s what you said!

  • TubeTalkerX
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    8•1 year ago

    Tank Abbott

    • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•1 year ago

      Unit is not wheeled, you pass

      • swab148
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        5•1 year ago

        I totally thought it was gonna be Greg Abbott but with tank treads instead of a wheelchair

        • nukeM
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          7•1 year ago

          Please bring this beautiful thought to life

          • swab148
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            6•1 year ago

            I should have just used AI lol

            • nukeM
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              7•1 year ago

              No, I love it

        • nukeM
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          6•1 year ago

          Behold my cursed creation

          • verity_kindle
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            1•1 year ago

            The governor so based, he’s making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

  • @No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
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    5•1 year ago

    Tanktop & Tankbottom

  • ...m...
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    …tracks still have wheels within…

    • Veritech Hovertank
    • Covenant Wraith
    • Stellar 7 Raven
    • Hoppity-Hop Howitzer
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    4•1 year ago

    • verity_kindle
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      1•1 year ago

      Hurray for the rural tank.

  • @sickhack@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    M10 Booker

  • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3•1 year ago

    bob Semple tank murdering stalin

    edit: this isn’t midjourney

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