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@Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?

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What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?

@Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • the dopamine fiend
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    38•2 years ago

    She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.

  • Canopyflyer
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    25•2 years ago

    You came in that?

    You’re braver than I thought.

  • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    21•2 years ago

    She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro

    • @Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•2 years ago

      My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies

  • BougieBirdie
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    19•2 years ago

    Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it’s an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk

  • angelsomething
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    19•2 years ago

    It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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      2•2 years ago

      No, that’s pretty accurate either way.

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      So a tardis

  • darreninthenet
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    16•2 years ago

    If you ride her through the black hole she’ll moan and complain but probably finish the journey

    • @Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•2 years ago

      It’s what you CAN’T say about both…

      • darreninthenet
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        4•2 years ago

        It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN’T say about your SO

  • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    She’s designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one

    • Mefek
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      4•2 years ago

      Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea…

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Is your girlfriend the titan submersible

  • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.

  • @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
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    8•2 years ago

    On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.

    • @Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•2 years ago

      She’s been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    8•2 years ago

    I’ve never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.

  • aard
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    7•2 years ago

    “She’s a beauty”

  • @DryToast@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    She’s old, but she’ll get your there.

    • @wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 years ago

      Get my what there?

  • @NedMc@infosec.pub
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    6•2 years ago

    It’s an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.

  • @CM400@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    She’s only 130,000 tons!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2 years ago

    I’m going where no man has gone before.

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