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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

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No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    46•10 months ago

    Mannn having a brand on your gravestone, though

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      37•10 months ago

      People put their religion on their gravestone. That’s just corporate branding under another label.

      • @MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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        4•10 months ago

        Hey, you’re the militant atheist who called me mentally ill for disagreeing with your views on religion

        • @BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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          15•10 months ago

          It’s not a mental illness, you’re just a dummy

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            12•10 months ago

            More importantly, I never did that. But they’re stalking me and harassing me for it anyway. No longer in this community, however.

        • @Amanduh@lemm.ee
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          10 months ago

          Another victim of squiddy flexing mod powers

    • @PhatInferno@midwest.social
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      21•10 months ago

      Agreed, tho i feel like vw bus iconography leans more towards a hippy symbol than the actual Volkswagen brand

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    30•10 months ago

    In 10,000 years’ time, archaeologists will speculate on the religious significance of the VW cipher.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      9•10 months ago

      Are you familiar with this book? It’s a lot of fun.

      https://www.byanyothernerd.com/2020/04/stranger-days-39-mysteries-of-motel.html

      • @Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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        6•10 months ago

        In a similar vein:

        “A silvery thing in another cabinet, like a three-pointed star inside a circle, was made of no substance she knew; it was softer than metal, scratched and gouged, yet even older than any of the ancient bones. From ten paces she could sense pride and vanity.”

        From the Wheel of Time.

      • @mwproductions@lemmy.world
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        2•10 months ago

        I love this book! More people should know about it. 😊

  • @KijinSeija@lemmy.world
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    19•10 months ago

    • @everett@lemmy.ml
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      13•10 months ago

      Dance on my grave, why don’t you?

    • @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5•10 months ago

      DDR is the German version of the acronym for German Democratic Republic (GDR).

    • Yuri addict
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      4•10 months ago

      Hope this guy is still playing ddr in heaven

    • @corus_kt@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      No soul will never find peace resting there BUT it’s the best grave ever outside of the Taj Mahal.

  • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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    14•10 months ago

    It’s not too late to have one made!

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      14•10 months ago

      Something like that would be way beyond my price range. I’ll be lucky if I can afford a metal plaque.

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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        14•10 months ago

        Get a credit card before you die, max it out on a badass headstone, die. Ez pz.

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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        8•10 months ago

        Just a dumpster for me, thanks

  • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    11•10 months ago

    How did they die?

    Car accident.

    • Altima NEO
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      10•10 months ago

      Nah.

      Weed accident. Hotboxed to death.

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    Did they die together?
    This seems like a difficult tombstone to update later.

    Or is it the same person but young/old?

  • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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    5•10 months ago

    Why would you have a gravestone before you die?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      15•10 months ago

      Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.

      • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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        5•10 months ago

        Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…

        • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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          4•10 months ago

          But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.

          Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.

        • @enbyecho@lemmy.world
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          2•10 months ago

          make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved

          • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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            1•10 months ago

            I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔

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