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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago

It was revealed to me in a dream

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It was revealed to me in a dream

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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago
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    deleted by creator

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      20•10 months ago

      That explains the later seasons of South Park

  • @gnutrino@programming.dev
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    45•10 months ago

    I’m fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?

    • @stress_headache@lemmy.world
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      29•10 months ago

      You can cover it over with a bush.

      • @neidu2@feddit.nlM
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        Or bricks and rubble. The NCD way.

    • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      19•10 months ago

      For frozen yogurt delivery

    • nukeOPM
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      15•10 months ago

      We deploy the Shaggy defense: wasn’t me

    • masterofn001
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      It was hamas!

      Or Mexicans.

    • @general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      12•10 months ago

      Importing russian oil

    • @Rolder@reddthat.com
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      10•10 months ago

      I wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it

    • @SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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      1•10 months ago

      “Special Plumbing Operation”

  • @schnokobaer@feddit.org
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    44•10 months ago

    This would never work.

    Source: I have tried

    • I Cast Fist
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      5•10 months ago

      At what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?

      • @schnokobaer@feddit.org
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        No idea. My attempt had Saddam and everything.

  • @lud@lemm.ee
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    33•10 months ago

    What if the tap is shut though?

    • @Hazzia@infosec.pub
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      28•10 months ago

      Perhaps we should dig under his toilet drain instead…

      • @RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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        8•10 months ago

        I can already see the headlines

        “PUTIN KILLED BY SKIBIDI TOILET”

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    9•10 months ago

    Dis b Bushy’s WMD’s from Iraq?

    We found em folks! Who’s sane! Put in! Operation free harm!

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