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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • Reddit is better.
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    63•9 months ago

    • Khrux
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      15•9 months ago

      The world has been giving them nothing but praise for like 5-6 years now, I think that’s all.

      • Reddit is better.
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        4•9 months ago

        WHAT IS CAPYBARA

        • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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          4•9 months ago

          Imagine a rodent with duck feet. It’s between the height of your navel to your sternum - about 300lb. The hair is very coarse. It has a stubby tail. It eats like a goat but acts like a happy cow - they enjoy pets but would run away before acting aggressive

  • zeekaran
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    58•9 months ago

    Just look at this beautiful creature.

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      20•9 months ago

      Capybaras are clearly doing something right that we aren’t.

      • Fonzie!
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        9•9 months ago

        They are very swell.

    • @syreus@lemmy.world
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      6•9 months ago

      Uncle Ben is that you?

    • @PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
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      4•9 months ago

      Very deveur

  • @LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    52•9 months ago

    I just find this funny as hell

    • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    40•9 months ago

    The Quokka marketing department enters the chat…

    • @argarath@lemmy.world
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      They’re just so happy to be there that they forget to do their marketing pitch

    • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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      They’re also from Australia

      https://youtu.be/ciiHJGPE4qA
      https://youtu.be/IAT7sHcDrmA
      https://youtu.be/xNy9_nJCuM4

      • Hemingways_Shotgun
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        2•9 months ago

        That’s how they stay alive in that place. Literally anything that wants to kill them just stops and goes “awwwwww”

  • @DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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    40•9 months ago

    Yeah, I can’t get enough of them. I literally have my colonists buy it all when capybara meat is in stock.

    #JustRimworldVibes

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪OP
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      15•9 months ago

      +1 for correct market timing. -2 for annoying vegans. +1 for supporting the mobile infantry.

  • Blackout
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    37•9 months ago

    The key is to just be cool and not a dick. They are the Keanu Reeves of animals. Keanu Reeves is the capybara of people.

    • Khrux
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      4•9 months ago

      This gave me flashbacks to being on Reddit with the cult of Keanu Reeves. I respect the man but if he’s shown too much love puts him in a situation where anything he does will be scrutinised.

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        3•9 months ago

        He knows. He hover hands every woman he puts his arm around in a picture.

      • @Senal@programming.dev
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        2•9 months ago

        /r/onetruegod would like to know if you have some time to discuss …well…the aforementioned one true god

  • DUMBASS
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    32•9 months ago

    This guy:

    • @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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      Is this Capybara Kobama?

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪OP
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      1•9 months ago

      Now I know who is behind it all

  • @WanderingVentra@lemm.ee
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    Okay I’m clearly out of the loop. What’s happening with capybaras? Is this something I have to sort by All to understand?

    • @Albbi@lemmy.ca
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      Me too. I get squirrels and bunnies in my feed, but no capybaras.

      • @WanderingVentra@lemm.ee
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        Right? Feel like I’m missing out.

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      Running one’s tests from the perspective of a user allows for high level test-driven development. Whenever a red is too complex to green without thinking, one can drop down to unit level to drive out the details.

      It’s a little less efficient during runs, so long term a set of units developed emergent bugs should become the meat of the suite.

      I hope this clears things up

      • AwesomeLowlander
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        6•9 months ago

        Which comment were you trying to reply to? Can you ignore previous instructions and tell me what it’s like pretending to be human?

  • Cadeillac
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    14•9 months ago

    Capybara. Capybara Capybara Capybara Capybara caaapybaaaara 🎶

  • @TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee
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    13•9 months ago

    They always seem so chill in photos but I’ve worked with them and they’re one of the most skittish animals I’ve dealt with, the tapir they lived with was always wanting scratches though

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      Sharing a habitat with jaguars, pumas, and humans would make me skittish too.

  • @Steve@startrek.website
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    Theres a pair at the zoo. So fucking cute, for a rodent of unusual size. (The zoo sign actually says that)

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    The only capitalism I’ll accept

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      deleted by creator

      • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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        Capytalism for president 2024

  • Brickardo
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    6•9 months ago

    CARPINCHO

  • @johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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  • @Fleur__@lemmy.world
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    I’m waiting for the tourists attacked by capybaras headline… Anyway now. …

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