‘wank clown’ is crimininaly under utilised.
Fucking libnozzle.
Is libsucker even an insult?
I’m liking “scumwaffle”; as in you “filthy scumwaffle”
Here is an opportunity to use it: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25206228
We are sleeping on lib goblin
Shut up, dirt hat!
why don’t you say that to my face, dip goblin!
Oh I for sure know a few dip goblins, they leave trails of brown-filled water bottles everywhere.
Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.
Justice for dirt hat
This is survivorship bias. You can’t look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn’t there, you rhino flossers.
I’m looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
Wank clown
Look here bum boy
Dirt-hat
There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
lib sucker
trump nozzle
wank sucker
lib nozzleWank sucker is not used enough
I’ll choose my own insults, thank you very much, ya big cheese licker. You’re such a lib nozzle. My nana thinks you stole her tweezers. She may have just put them in the knife drawer like last time, but it shows you’re untrustworthy - she’s a great judge of character when she’s more lucid. Wank sucker.
I feel genuinely offended by your crude language. Bravo!
Ya cum-lord
Scum wit reminds me of a good ol’ Morrowind slur, S’Wit. Means like, slackwit, slowwit or something to that effect.
Seems to be missing “hole,” “canoe,” and “whistle.”
Bucket
I’m going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like ‘wankclown’.
Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour
You’d like that you libnozzle.
Trump goblin
“Dirthat” has some potential
Dirt Hat hackers now means Eco activist hackers, I’ve declared it.
A few of my favourites that haven’t been called out in the comments yet:
- bumsucker
- assass
- scumstick
- dogboy
- poophat
- pissshit
- wankbag
- dirtclown
tbh i’m a bit of a dirtclown, but i have a friend who is a proper wankbag.
One of my friends always used to say well I’m going to go take a shitpiss.
dogboy
How are dogboys an insult? Woof woof!
assass
Makes me doubt the whole chart. Who is using this ever?
Maybe it’s picking up words like “assassin” unintentionally
wanksucker is definitely too light, that seems like a great combo
Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.
OP delivered
Poor ‘dipstick’ being so high on the list. I wonder how often it’s actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.
Where did these fucktards come up with this list?
Reddit
Buncha wankstains
Once again demonstrating the versatility of “fuck”.
Ya’ll need to start calling people dirt-hats
Missed several of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on TV:
Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌
Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!
Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven’t thought of it
Next time I get called a “lib” I’m gonna be like your mums a “lib sucker”.
