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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Find the pokemon

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Find the pokemon

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
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    Why does he have a slash in between C# and C++? Those languages are unrelated except in the philosophical sense.

    • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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      What do you mean? I also put Java / Javascript as they are clearly related.

      • @blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
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        Normally, when I see something like “C/C++” it means that there’s a significant overlap between the two languages, so knowledge of one implies or coincides with knowledge of the other. But C# and C++ are very different languages, and while you could argue that there’s some sense in which they’re related, it isn’t much of one. If you’re going to list “C#/C++” then you could just as well put “Java/C#”, or “C++/Rust”.

        • @barsoap@lemm.ee
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          You could reasonably use C/Rust and C/Haskell to say that you have mastered the fields of unsafe and GHC.Prim.

          C#, though? C#/Java would make sense given that they’re the same language with slightly different Syntax.

    • @RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
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      33•2 years ago

      I think that’s the joke

  • @ppetrelli@lemmy.wtf
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    45•2 years ago

    Hadoop is in the list twice. Which makes it both a Pokémon and a technology!

  • ram
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    2 years ago
    I see 7.

    ditto, sawk, vulpix, feebas, onyx, ekans, metapod

    Also he lists hadoop twice

    Edit: I see I also made the onyx/onix mistake that someone made in this thread.

    • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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      7•2 years ago

      Hadooplicated

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      2•2 years ago

      You missed shiny.

      • @Eccentricity19@lemmy.sdf.org
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        1•2 years ago

        Is shiny a Pokemon? Shinx is one.

        • SokathHisEyesOpen
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          1•2 years ago

          It’s a variation of Pokemon. Shiny Pokemon are different colors than the regular ones.

          • @Eccentricity19@lemmy.sdf.org
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            1•2 years ago

            Yes, but it’s still not a Pokemon by itself.

  • reaper_cushions [he/him, comrade/them]
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    20•2 years ago

    I’m a bit peeved by the circumstance that python (a language), jupyter (a compiler for python), and numpy and pandas (both python modules) are listed separately.

    • @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      they all sound like pokemon

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    I see 3.

    Two are also coding things 😐

    One is also the name of a ransomware attack, so I’m assuming that’s the one you’re talking about lol

    • @ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6•2 years ago

      I count 7 at least.

      spoiler

      ditto, sawk, vulpix, feebas, onyx, ekans, metapod

      • @smeg@feddit.uk
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        6•2 years ago

        Onix is a Pokémon, Onyx on the other hand…

        • @ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          5•2 years ago

          I always get this backwards ^^;;

      • @renownedballoonthief@lemmygrad.ml
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        2•2 years ago

        Krebase doesn’t exist at all, too.

  • moosetwin
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    12•2 years ago

    fickle me, I don’t know programming languages or Pokémon!

    • moosetwin
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      autocorrect has fickle’d me in the ass

      • @Kite@sh.itjust.works
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        9•2 years ago

        autocorrect has fickle’d me in the ass

        This caught me off guard and made me laugh. I needed that right now, so uh. Thanks for getting fickle’d?

        • @xryx@lemmy.ml
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          Me too. I think fickle’d just made it into my vocabulary 😂

  • Marxism-Fennekinism
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    This is one for the meme history books, glad to come across this classic again!

  • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    7•2 years ago

    Pyspark, Numpy, and Krebase really ought to be.

  • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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    5•2 years ago

    Pandas.

  • @ExLisper@linux.community
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    5•2 years ago

    Why would a recruiter know about all the technologies? He knows what technology is required for a given position and doesn’t care about all the other stuff in your profile.

  • Bay_of_Piggies [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3•2 years ago

    Feebas

  • Gelamzer [he/him]
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    2•2 years ago

    Sawk Ekans Metapod

  • @pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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    2•2 years ago

    Old but gold

  • NotErisma [they/them, any]
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    >Onyx + MySQL

    >Onix the rocky lad

    i dunno kitty-cri-potato

  • Queen HawlSera
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    1•2 years ago

    At this point, if any of your recruiters mistake them for Pokemon the moral thing for them to do is to resign and just put you have their job

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