Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
raid.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Hope she Lays on Hands me
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
I see what you did there
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
Close enough.
Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.
