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Bernie Ecclestoned to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Bernie Ecclestoned to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • slazer2au
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    52•2 years ago

    That is what happens when you consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. No one has survived after drinking it.

    • Jamie
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      18•2 years ago

      Oxygen makes iron turn into rust, don’t let that be your lungs. Oppose Big Oxygen.

      • Roane :verified_twtr:
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        4•2 years ago

        @Jamie @slazer2au Big oxygen is crazy 💀😭

    • @SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5•2 years ago

      And those fuckers give it to us as soon as we’re born, ensuring our inevitable demise

      What a sick cruel twisted world

    • stck
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      4•2 years ago

      Around seven percent of people who’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide have survived.

      • @ArianaGrande@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

  • Che Banana
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    28•2 years ago

    Might as well fucking go for it.

    • No_
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      2•2 years ago

      Looking good! The t-shirt as well.

  • @chepox@sopuli.xyz
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    20•2 years ago

    Has anyone in their 30s 40s 50s had a sudden change of perception of our own mortality? I found myself thinking a lot about it recently (no significant events around me). I just find life so ephemeral now as compared to how I used to see life so grand and long it might as well have been infinite. Not anymore. I guess it’s part of growing old. Anyone else feel similar?

    • @6mementomori@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      in my case it happened much sooner, at 16 to be exact

    • ddh
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      5•2 years ago

      Yep. IMO it’s a good thing. But there’s still a grand and long scale: how is that we arrived here at all, a momentary ripple in a larger fabric?

    • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      More the opposite direction for me. I’m so stressed, overworked, and beaten down by life that I don’t have the energy to worry about mortality like I did when I was younger.

      When I die at least I won’t have to go to work anymore, is my thinking.

      And I like my job, I can’t imagine what it’s like for people who don’t.

    • @OskarAxolotl@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Yes, it’s very common (mostly) in men at that age.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    15•2 years ago

    You will someday lose your life, but try not to mope. You did get it for free, after all.

    • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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      8•2 years ago

      Childhood is the free trial, adulthood is the subscription that keeps increasing in cost.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        5•2 years ago

        Could you not, right now? I’m literally just about to sign a new lease.

    • Bernie EcclestonedOP
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      6•2 years ago

      Not moping. I AM ALIVE

  • sebinspace
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    11•2 years ago

    I intend to live forever, thank you very much

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Me too. We should get to know each other. Eventually. We have time.

      • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        A friend once told me that we’d stay out of each other’s way until the end of time, and then in the end we’d turn and attack each other.

    • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Arthas intensifies

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    10•2 years ago

    WE’RE DOOMED!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

  • @Cabrio@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    What I feel isn’t existential dread of my pending non-existance. What I feel is FOMO.

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      3•2 years ago

      What I feel is a need to fire arrows into the future, that I know will fly further than my small personal life, that will land somewhere and sprout huge trees that people live around and under.

  • @Kissaki@feddit.de
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    9•2 years ago

    You’re screaming in the shower?

    • @AceBonobo@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      You’re not???

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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    8•2 years ago

    I refused. Y’all know you can opt out, right? Don’t ask how. That’s not allowed.

  • katy ✨
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    7•2 years ago

    We’re all going to Bart

    • @Tujio@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I meant soon.

      • katy ✨
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        3•2 years ago

        So did I

    • MrGerrit
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      1•2 years ago

      Do the Bartman!

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        1•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Do the Bartman!

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

  • DreamButt
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    7•2 years ago

    Is it weird that I’ve become less existencial with age? Like back in school I struggled with suicidal thoughts and couldn’t cope with the “meaninglessness” of it all. But honestly these days I’m content just living how I like to and enjoying the simple things

    • @FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee
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      Not weird, happened to me too.

      I think my brain got bored of it and moved on. Plenty more to do than attempt to answer the unanswerable question!

    • @SethranKada@lemmy.ca
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      2•2 years ago

      Maybe? I never really grew out of it, my brain just realized that emotions don’t solve problems and stopped bothering me about it all the time. Though, my fears are more along the lines of forcefully being prevented from dying, rather than the alternative. Still get the chills whenever I imagine having dementia and not being allowed to kill myself.

      I’m not suicidal anymore, but still. There are things I’d rather choose the forever-sleep than experience.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        2•2 years ago

        Still get the chills whenever I imagine having dementia and not being allowed to kill myself.

        Well stop imagining that then!

  • @who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Life is finite, but shit it feels like forever

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      It’s longer than the longest time you’ve ever experienced.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        2•2 years ago

        Unless you happen to live an entire simulated lifetime because of an alien probe.

        • @Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          But do I get to learn and inherit an instrument?

    • @handofdumb@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      The days are long but the years are short, it’s been said.

  • Margot Robbie
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    5•2 years ago

    First time having thoughts of death?

    It’s fine, you’ll get used to it. Making a movie about it helps.

  • @FiFoFree@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Speak for yourself.

  • ddh
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    4•2 years ago

    Die well.

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