This fuckin sucks lol
There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there
It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay
Not what you’re supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.
Well am I supposed to do it in the hallway? Be reasonable!
It looks like OP posted it because they think it’s just straightforwardly funny, which is a little bleak.
Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?
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Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?
I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.
Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won’t like what they’re doing.
That line is way too thin to be a dick, that’s the taint. We’re viewing the balls from underneath. The corresponding one on the other side would be the titty-taint.
Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.
Good idea, but I don’t know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.
What’s stopping them now?
People shit in urinals too often.
Once, anywhere in the world, any point in time is too often.
Agreed. Humanity is already dead to me, as it were. I’ve seen it once, and it was enough.
The same thing that stops them from pooping in the sinks, absolutely nothing…
Nothing. I’m referring to be your standard ceramic one-seater. Girls need pee toilets too you see, or at least I’m yet to know of a women’s urinal which women actually want to use.
I’ve seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that’s the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.
I’d love to hear it explained if you’d be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.
They don’t need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.
Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.
That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.
Finnish bank osuuspankki logo comes close to qp outline, but it has extra shaft at the top
A q p W
Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.
What about those of us who only shave one? It’s a religious thing.
Straight to hell, obviously
Right nut shavers are going to heaven. Left nut shavers are going to hell.
I love that Cake song
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With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can’t use either.
hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.
And I’m stuck in the middle with you.
Fly’s to the left, humans to the right.
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!
Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.
I think you might have a different viewpoint if you had a teenage daughter
Show me all the assaults that trans women have initiated in bathrooms.
Crickets. (not that I’m surprised)
So 8 individual closets with toilets and sinks can potentially cause sexual assaults?
I have a teenage daughter. I have the same viewpoint. Give everyone a lockable stall door and don’t have gaps people can slide under or climb over.
If you have a teenage daughter: do you have gendered bathrooms in your home? If no: why not? A significant number of rapes happen at home, surely a gendered bathroom will help.
FYI this smacks of terf rhetoric, the same nonsense about trans women assaulting people in bathrooms, when unfortunately the reality is that they are more likely to be physically or sexually assaulted.
Also aren’t you the same person who ran !conservativememes2@lemmy.world?
It also denies the reality that adult cis women also assault teenage girls. It’s not like girls are automatically safe if they’re alone in a bathroom with a strange woman.
Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate titsI thought it was ass checks
I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people “sexualizing children” would see any problem with that sign…
Left:
Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.
Right:
Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.
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Am I seeing this right?
C-section scars are horizontal.
Not always.
It depends on what position the baby is in, and other factors.
I was brought into the world via a vertically cut c section, as I insisted on attempting to exit my mother butt first.
Kilroy was in the women’s bathroom.
Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids
What if you shave your balls?
Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.
If you’re cutting yourself that much, you’re definitely doing it wrong lol.
I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea…
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And the freshly shorn nards on the right, how do they represent women?
Women shave their balls.
TIL
What did you call me??
Just removing the descending line would work.
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So some hairy ass taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock, & balls with nips on the right?
