This is the founding myth we need!
I’m so happy to be alive when this happened
I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
…and it was a heartwarming moment.
So was it you that shat this? https://lemmy.ca/post/871718
What do you think happens at the end of the three day no poop challenge? Some things need to be preserved, for the better of humanity.
I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.
The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
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just use your calendar or something
Right?! This already starting to feel like old reddit lmao
It’s our first (that I’m aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we’ve grown.
I was going to post a comment similar to this. We’ve made history here!
HI YOUTUBE!
Wha- what? Lemmy, is… Evolving?
Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.
Ba. Na. Na. Banananananana. Bam.
Do do do do dododo - dododo - dododo
In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.
I think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.
That was the point of the original shitpost
Dam that shit flew over my head
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
Are you fully pooped out yet?
It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
you need more fibre
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
I’m not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it’d depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods… I bet we could float it.
“Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!”
Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
Just like poop
So we’ve moved from implosions to explosions.
I know this post
It will go down as a classic
Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
“Don’t ask why I need this” lol
No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.
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This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool for at was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
… YOU CAN IMAGE INSIDE A COMMENT!? Why did I have to learn this on a poop meme!?
@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.
I mean, if you’re going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn’t have to go through that ordeal.
Death before submarine poop.
The one true shitpost.
I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
Context required
its about this post
Huh, even with context, I guess.
Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you’ll get through.
Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣
Smart money is on a woman backpacking.
@flicker @hemko @CosmicK9 @spyr0w @Thepinyaroma I am genuinely impressed with the very specific, researchable, experienced advice in the comments.
I have a friend who asked the same question because he knew there wouldn’t be a bidet where he was going. That’s the only reason I can think of that’s not related to some sort of sex thing.
My god… I’m a furry, and even this is too much for me.
