First of all, Welcome! I’m genuinely glad you decided to join!
That said,
Swearing on Lemmy is actually mandatory and any posts found not containing any swearwords will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. These communities strive to reverse the damage done by algorithmically induced self censorship by requiring all participants to swear as much as possible.
Also, anyone censoring non swearwords like “dead” or “sex” that traditionally incur negative algorithmic interactions will also be sacked in addition to previously listed repercussions.
Thank you.
Fuck.
Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.
Free Luigi!
Suck my dick!
Fuck.
The goomba labeled “koopa” is bothering me
I think it’s because the world “police” or “swat” has been replaced with “koopa”.
AKAB
Cuz he’s a koopa troopa, beams are gonna find him, but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cuz somewhere in the crowd is Lu(igi)
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I checked. He’s good. Fucker.
This would be important if a mod mate this post but OP is just a rando.
There is not a single piece of profanity in this entire post, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
Excuse me parent comment called OP a r*ndo, that’s like the worst swear word ever
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to remove that fucking asterisk.
And a merry fucking welcome to you as well!
And sexy sex images!
Fuck.
Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?
i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.
but also, fucking… jesus christ dude 🤦♀️.
Lmfuckingaooo
There is just a text string for the inage when I edit in Connect.
What, it’s not even porn 🥲 !
spoiler SpoilerTextSpoilerContent:::General note for spoilers: ACTUALLY MENTION WHAT IT IS YOU ARE CONCEALING. State which season, which movie, which franchise, SOMETHING. Don’t make me have to peek at the spoiler to determine whether or not it is something I have seen already, or if it is appropriate to view in my current setting.
it’s explained in book 6 and 7 of Harry Potter that Dumbledore lives a lonely life where he kills what he loves and enriches the lives of those he sees as lesser. His story is akin to Harrison Bergeron, but far less sympathetic as he was a gay nazi in the 40s
Shit
This shit is correct.
Thanks but it doesn’t seem to work for images :-(
Here’s an example. Make sure the image link is within the spoiler content before the second set of 3 colons.
this spoiler contains an image
Press “view source” next to my comment to see how I wrote this.
Hmm. We need a NSFW content format that is like spoiler text but like for NSFW stuff in a SFW thread?
Nah I don’t know I dont like that either
Weak, and there’s a lemmy instance for that
Elaborate?
There is Lemmy NSFW for that stuff
So far all I’ve seen there is mostly AI NSFW. Might be because I’m new but if ratio human to AI is 1:5 I’m out.
But can I say Luigi?
Lets not get too crazy bröther.
Long live luigi tho
Don’t forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don’t use the word “Luigi” in at LEAST 10% of all comments.
Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?
You’re lacking swear words though.
Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkk
He fucking got you.
Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.
Fuck you.
No wait, fuck me.
dms open
Oh god. If I have to keep reading “unalive”…. fuck that dude. That starting popping up on reddit a lot out of nowhere.
Good God do I fucking hate the lobotomisation of our language to please algorithms that were made to please advertisers. The world is messy and gross if you want real people talking about the real world don’t fucking try to hamfistedly sanitise everything they say.
Yeah, that was a bit too much. It’s good to keep it nice but colorful language is called that for a reason, life is more beautiful with color.
Algospeak… changing the words to appease the almighty Algoritmo.
ThankFuck you TikTok and Youtube for that phenomenon.
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.
Always remember that Saint Luigi loves you.
Fuck soft language. Let’s go back to calling PTSD shell shock.
Hey cunt, I’m new :)
Hey mate good to see you, enjoy your fuckin stay.
Thanks, and fuck you too!
Fucking hell yeee bitch
Luigi be praised!
Luigi!
Yk i was insanely sceptical regarding the whole “but it probably has like fuckall users” part of Lemmy, but it feels miles less pretentious and inauthentic than reddit ever did. Wild how much more pleasant it is.
My main hopes for Lemmy really are that we manage to get a large enough userbase that more niche things arent excluded and forced to go to reddit, and that is isnt censored.
As much as i dont like some viewpoints from some groups (like the people supporting russia in ukraine, trump supporters, general trolls), i think censorship is more damaging than productive. I just hope that we can have nice things and it doesnt turn into a cesspool of either the far left or far right circlejerking eachother.
I doubt we’d ever have censorship here on Lemmy based on my understanding on how it works. If one instance starts censoring, people would just move to/make a new instance which is all still connected.
Unless I’m fucking misinformed?
that is my understanding as well
Yeah no youre right. Theres still the chance of the major instance that everyone is using being censored but ig thatd be a temporary problem.
Welcome any new users! We’ve got memes on deck at !memes@lemmy.world and if you’re a programmer of some kinds we got !programmer_humor@programming.dev to scratch that itch and be sure to drop a shit(post) off at !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world or if you want SCIENCE and memes head over to the wonderful !science_memes@mander.xyz or if you just want regular SCIENCE mander.xyz is full of sciency comms like !science@mander.xyz and !astronomy@mander.xyz . !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone is also nice this time of year, but you’ll have to post before you can leave.
We’re not without our cons though, biggest problem we have are probably the Tankies, but here they’re mostly on the Tankie Triad lemmy.ml, lemmygrad and hexbear. For most instances you only have to worry about .ml, but on Lemmy you can do a personal instance wide block if you’d rather just not deal with them. If you want to see what they get up to from a safe distant check !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works
Lemmy.cafe is an instance that blocks the entire Tankie Triad
Don’t worry about the .ml comment he made. Most people who try to use tankie as an insult can’t define it anyway. Also, free Luigi. Fuck.
What you’re not going to give a call out to the second best conservative community on Lemmy?
Ah yes !conservative@sh.itjust.works for if you want to poke at the few Lemmy conservatives
Or the #1 Lemmy conservative comm (if you want to meme about them) !conservative@lemmy.world
Shit fire! SMCF on my thread? in this economy?
yall this here’s a bona fide minor lemmy celebrity!
in my own home?
Where’s your fucking swear word?
When you swear you make baby jesus cry.
Not in this fucking post.
Ok then.
Nipple.
Happy now?
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
Shit.
