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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

I have several questions, actually

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I have several questions, actually

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  • shastaxc
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    157•2 years ago

    No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

    • @Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social
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      Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

      • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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        36•2 years ago

        TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

      • @TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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        19•2 years ago

        Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

        • @Teotwawki@lemmy.ml
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          3•2 years ago

          If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

          • @TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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            4•2 years ago

            I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

      • @AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
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        16•2 years ago

        I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

        • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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          2 years ago

          Maybe he work in a Zoo

        • Balthazar
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          9•2 years ago

          … I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

          • @horsey@lemm.ee
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            5•2 years ago

            dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

            • @Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social
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              Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

              Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

              • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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                1•2 years ago

                Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

    • @vodka@lemm.ee
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      18•2 years ago

      No worries we have a solution for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        12•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://www.piped.video/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

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  • @_lilith@lemmy.world
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    146•2 years ago

    • @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      93•2 years ago

      • Balthazar
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        2 years ago

        That is awful. Why is it my next centaur character idea?

    • I Cast Fist
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      2•2 years ago

      Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

  • @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    117•2 years ago

    I only have one.

    What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

    Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

    • NightoftheLemmy
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      10•2 years ago

      Here, take my upvote

      • Balthazar
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        5•2 years ago

        An angry upvote? xD

  • jimmydoreisalefty
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    69•2 years ago

    Similar to a horse, in the back.

    • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      31•2 years ago

      Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

      • "no" banana
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        If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

  • southsamurai
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    67•2 years ago

    No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      60•2 years ago

      But could she ride me?

      • enkers
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        32•2 years ago

        Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

        Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

      • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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        32•2 years ago

        Chances are good.

      • @TheCee@programming.dev
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        16•2 years ago

        Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

        • Track_ShovelOP
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          7•2 years ago

          Death by snu snu was always my preference

          • @TheCee@programming.dev
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            3•2 years ago

            That guys’ as well.

            • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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              2•2 years ago

              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              That guys’

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              I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    59•2 years ago

    This is her car

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    59•2 years ago

    The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

    • @Boone@lemmy.ml
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      56•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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        45•2 years ago

        They walk on, they are toes.

        • mykneedoesnthurt
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          12•2 years ago

          “they’r”

          • @UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works
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            5•2 years ago

            New pronoun just dropped

        • @Boone@lemmy.ml
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          12•2 years ago

          deleted by creator

          • @AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca
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            8•2 years ago

            I mean, it’s like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but that’s because it’s so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.

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              deleted by creator

            • @propaganja@lemmy.ml
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              6•2 years ago

              It doesn’t matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.

              FYI, both of you are overacting. It’s weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.

  • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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    44•2 years ago

    It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

    • Altima NEO
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      18•2 years ago

      I mean does she have hooves or feet?

      • @tubaruco@lemm.ee
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        11•2 years ago

        where does the tail come from?

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          deleted by creator

          • @iMike@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            Will this reach to the front hole?

            • @tubaruco@lemm.ee
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              3•2 years ago

              yeah, has to be longer

        • @Godnroc@lemmy.world
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          13•2 years ago

          Tailbone

        • Decoy321
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          10•2 years ago

          It’s above the butt, silly.

  • @glnpf148@lemmy.world
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    42•2 years ago

    Human centaurpede

    • @SnowBunting@lemmy.ml
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      10•2 years ago

      Oh god … now I can’t unseen that. Thanks. Scared forever.

  • @InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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    41•2 years ago

    Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

    • Aeviarth-the-Dragoness
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      4•2 years ago

      I bet it is just flesh in a similar shape to the body of other quadrupedal mammals.

  • Jack
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    40•2 years ago

    Does that constites a “stable family”

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    35•2 years ago

    How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

    • @Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world
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      30•2 years ago

      That one breathes methane.

      • @DuncanIdaho@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • Franzia
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      4•2 years ago

      😳

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    35•2 years ago

    No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.

    • @propaganja@lemmy.ml
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      17•2 years ago

      You’re currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.

      • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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        I want more people to make stuff like that, I just think it’s neat.

    • @Sunfoil@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Tell us the answer to the question!

      • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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        8•2 years ago

        Now that is the secret.

        • Dr. Coomer
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          1•2 years ago

          If I have to go into forbidden territory to get the answer, the blood is on your hands.

          • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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            1•2 years ago

            I accept all responsibility.

    • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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      4•2 years ago

      So, vag in the front, starfish in the back? How do the innards connect?

      Or is it both in the back like an actual horse?

      I want specifics. This is vexing me.

      • @Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Well, for your standard “horse body” centaurs, they’re typically depicted as both being in the back. But this picture seems to be using human legs, so it’s basically the interpretation of the original artist (but my guess would be same as a standard centaur because vag-in-front centaurs don’t show up in art very much)

        • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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          because vag-in-front centaurs don’t show up in art very much.

          I’m a bit curious how you know this, but I’m just gonna flag you as a centaur anatomy expert and refrain from asking questions I don’t want the answer to.

  • Allseer
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    34•2 years ago

    fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      17•2 years ago

      Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

    • Balthazar
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      7•2 years ago

      Does that even matter? It’s be worse if it was real. In many, many ways…

    • @mild_deviation@programming.dev
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      Nah, there’s so little shadowing because it’s a foggy overcast day. It’s basically a giant lightbox.

    • @Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • Allseer
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        1•2 years ago

        trust me on this, gimme a day I’ll prove it to you

  • @PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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    32•2 years ago

    She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

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