• ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    2418 days ago

    French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.

    Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.

    Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I’m not saying I would kill waffles! I’m just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.

  • CarrotsHaveEars
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    1017 days ago

    WTF is this post?

    WTF is everybody saying?

    Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?

    • @morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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      215 days ago

      Just because you don’t understand a type of discussion does not make it a shitpost.

      FMK is a pretty common way to talk about comparative opinions.

      Fuck is shorthand for “I’ll have it once more”

      Marry is shorthand for “I’ll have it for the rest of my life”

      Kill is shorthand for “I’ll be ok never having it”

      So, which of the three would you put in each of those categories? No doubling up.

      • CarrotsHaveEars
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        115 days ago

        Thanks for explaining.

        However I don’t find it a “pretty common way” to talk about opinions. To me, those words mean what they mean literally.

  • @wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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    818 days ago

    I’m gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.

    Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.

    • @cattywampas@lemm.eeOP
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      618 days ago

      French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I’ve found that people don’t need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.

  • @sprite0@sh.itjust.works
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    517 days ago

    fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1

  • Omega
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    417 days ago

    Fuck pancakes, marry waffles, kill french toast

  • @pikanut@lemmy.ml
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    317 days ago

    Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.

    Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.

    Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.

  • Assuming they’re British waffles and pancakes…

    Marry Waffles…I love any potato related food stuff.

    Fuck pancakes. Love them with an appropriate amount of sugar.

    Kill French toast. Only had it once or twice.