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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 17 days ago

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 17 days ago
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  • @akdas@lemmy.world
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    20•16 days ago

  • DrSleepless
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    12•16 days ago

    But I’m still doing beans

  • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    11•16 days ago

    I’ve been doing it all wrong

    • @kalpol@lemm.ee
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      2•15 days ago

      It peels like a banana. This changes everything

  • @pcrazee@feddit.org
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    10•16 days ago

    • "no" bananaOP
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      5•16 days ago

      I’m a mango, btw

      • @WraithGear@lemmy.world
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        I damn i thought it was a banana, you sure it’s not a banana?

        • "no" bananaOP
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          References are in my bio

  • @Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    9•16 days ago

    It’s always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      Ghana go to the shops for some Mango am I right

  • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    8•17 days ago

    Is that a mango?

    • Pointlessgiraffe
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      20•16 days ago

      No it’s womancome

    • "no" bananaOP
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      10•17 days ago

      I think therefore mango

      • @tourist@lemmy.world
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        5•16 days ago

        mango to the shop and don’t come back

      • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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        5•16 days ago

        I agree, that’s clearly no “banana”.

  • FreshLight
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    6•16 days ago

    🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭

  • I Cast Fist
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    5•16 days ago

    What kind of mango season happens in the middle of the year? Down here, it’s december-january

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•16 days ago

      The kind on the northern hemisphere where summer happens in the middle of the year. Primarily Mexico and Florida

  • frida
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    4•15 days ago

    i’ve never had mango. is it that good?

    • @Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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      Yes.

      I’d wait till the weather is properly hot before trying one for the first time though, they’re tropical fruits and need that heat to ripen fully and be properly flavourful. Cold, hard mango isn’t anywhere near as good.

    • @BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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      Try a properly ripened Alphonso mango, it’s life changing

  • @spudsrus@aussie.zone
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    Mango season is over here 😭 Kensington pride is my go to variety.

    What are your favourites?

  • BootyEnthusiast
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    3•16 days ago

    Is there a God that governs all things mango?

    • "no" bananaOP
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      The ManGod

      • Prehensile_cloaca
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        Waiting for ManGodot

  • @Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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    Won’t be long till tomato sandwich season now either. I go feral over those too but it doesn’t make as good a meme because colour theory.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      We live in a society

  • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    It’s always mango season on Ginger Island

    • "no" bananaOP
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      Just like it’s always ginger season in Mango Bay

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