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@einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 5 days ago

ultimate storage hack

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ultimate storage hack

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@einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 5 days ago
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  • @MTK@lemmy.world
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    If you have a tub full of water and a take a sip, you still have a tub full of water. Therefore only drink in small sips and you will have infinite water.

    Water shortage is a scam.

    • @Kiuyn@lemmy.ml
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      If you have a water bottle and only drink half of it each time, you will also have infinite 💦

    • @Aux@feddit.uk
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      16•5 days ago

      There is a water shortage?

      • @MTK@lemmy.world
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        Exactly!

      • FeyterM
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        Out of context, but this video showing the amount of freshwater on the planet in perspective was eye opening for me… I see water availability different since.

        https://youtu.be/b3_Abb2Vqnc

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          Don’t worry, global warming is desalinating the water so it will all be fresh in time 🙏

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    I had a manager once tell me during a casual conversation with complete sincerity that one day with advancements in compression algorithms we could get any file down to a single bit. I really didn’t know what to say to that level of absurdity. I just nodded.

    • @VineGram@programming.dev
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      Maybe they also believe themselves to be father of computing

    • @friendlymessage@feddit.org
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      That’s the kind of manager that also tells you that you just lack creativity and vision if you tell them that it’s not possible. They also post regularly on LinkedIn

    • @pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
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      Well he’s not wrong. The decompression would be a problem though.

      • @groet@feddit.org
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        Yeah with lossy compression the future is today!

    • DefederateLemmyMl
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      You can give me any file, and I can create a compression algorithm that reduces it to 1 bit. (*)

      spoiler

      (*) No guarantees about the size of the decompression algorithm or its efficacy on other files

      • The Ramen Dutchman
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        1•2 days ago

        Here’s a simple command to turn any file into a single b!

        echo a > $file_name
        
    • @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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      https://xkcd.com/1381/

    • @einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      u can have everthing in a single bit, if the decompressor includes the whole universe

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Send him your work: 1 (or 0 ofc)

    • @bluemellophone@lemmy.world
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      7•5 days ago

      That’s precisely when you bet on it.

    • @calcopiritus@lemmy.world
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      Just make a file system that maps each file name to 2 files. The 0 file and the 1 file.

      Now with just a filename and 1 bit, you can have any file! The file is just 1 bit. It’s the filesystems that needs more than that.

    • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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      It’s an interesting question, though. How far CAN you compress? At some point you’ve extracted every information contained and increased the density to a maximum amount - but what is that density?

      • Max
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        This is a really good question!

        I believe the general answer is, until the compressed file is indistinguishable from randomness. At that point there is no more redundant information left to compress. Like you said, the ‘information content’ of a message can be measured.

        (Note that there are ways to get a file to look like randomness that don’t compress it)

      • @Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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        I think by the time we reach some future extreme of data density, it will be in a method of storage beyond our current understanding. It will be measured in coordinates or atoms or fractions of a dimension that we nullify.

    • @burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml
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      How to tell someone you don’t know how compression algorithms work, without telling them directly.

  • @JamonBear@sh.itjust.works
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    You want real infinite storage space? Here you go: https://github.com/philipl/pifs

    • @needanke@feddit.org
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      Finally someone uses the fact that compute time is so much cheaper than storage!

    • @nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de
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      that’s awesome! I’m just migrating all my data to πfs. finally mathematics is put to a proper use!

    • @groet@feddit.org
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      Easy, just replace each byte of data with multiple bytes of metadata. I see no problem here

    • @qnvx@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    Good luck with your 256 characters.

    • DefederateLemmyMl
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      When you run out of characters, you simply create another 0 byte file to encode the rest.

      Check mate, storage manufacturers.

      • @PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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        File name file system! Looks like we broke the universe! Wait, why is my MFT so large?!

    • @barsoap@lemm.ee
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      255, generally, because null termination. ZFS does 1023, the argument not being “people should have long filenames” but “unicode exists”, ReiserFS 4032, Reiser4 3976. Not that anyone uses Reiser, any more. Also Linux’ PATH_MAX of 4096 still applies. Though that’s in the end just a POSIX define, I’m not sure whether that limit is actually enforced by open(2)… man page speaks of ENAMETOOLONG but doesn’t give a maximum.

      It’s not like filesystems couldn’t support it it’s that FS people consider it pointless. ZFS does, in principle, support gigantic file metadata but using it would break use cases like having a separate vdev for your volume’s metadata. What’s the point of having (effectively) separate index drives when your data drives are empty.

      • Brahvim Bhaktvatsal
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        …Just asking, just asking: Why is the default FILENAME_MAX on Linux/glibc 4096?

        • @barsoap@lemm.ee
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          Because PATH_MAX is? Also because it’s a 4k page.

          FILENAME_MAX is not safe to use for buffer allocations btw it could be INT_MAX.

          • Brahvim Bhaktvatsal
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            Thanks! Got an answer and not 200 downvotes. This is why I love Lemm-Lemm.

  • @wizzim@infosec.pub
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    Awesome idea. In base 64 to deal with all the funky characters.

    It will be really nice to browse this filesystem…

    • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      The design is very human

    • @CorvidCawder@sh.itjust.works
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      Or use yEnc: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/YEnc

  • @Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    It’s all fun and games until your computer turns into a black hole because there is too much information in too little of a volume.

    • @proti@lemmy.world
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      Even better! According to no hiding theorem, you can’t destroy information. With black holes you maybe possibly could be able to recover the data as it leaks through the Hawking radiation.
      Perfect for long term storage

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        32•5 days ago

        Can’t wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

        • @einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          i love this comment

      • @mmddmm@lemm.ee
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        Really-long term storage :)

        • @limerod@reddthat.com
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          Longer than your lifespan, too.

          • @mmddmm@lemm.ee
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            Longer than the life span of the most long-lived star. By orders of magnitude.

  • stochastictrebuchet
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    Broke: file names have a max character length.

    Woke: split b64-encoded data into numbered parts and add .part-1…n suffix to each file name.

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      each file is minimum 4kb

      (base64.length/max_character) * min_filesize < actual_file_size

      For this to pay off

      • The Ramen Dutchman
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        each file is minimum 4kb

        $ touch empty_file
        $ ls -l
        total 8
        -rw-rw-r-- 1 user group 0 may 14 20:13 empty_file
        $ wc -c empty_file 
        0 empty_file
        

        Huh?

        • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          Oh, I’m thinking folders aren’t I. Doy…

      • @Venator@lemmy.nz
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        Just use folders instead 😏

    • @mmddmm@lemm.ee
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      I’d go with a prefix, so it’s ls-friendly.

    • @psud@aussie.zone
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      Browse your own machine as if it’s under alt.film.binaries but more so

  • @hades@lemm.ee
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    I remember the first time I ran out of inodes: it was very confusing. You just start getting ENOSPC, but du still says you have half the disk space available.

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      Ah memories. That was an interesting lesson.

  • @tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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    https://github.com/philipl/pifs

  • @Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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    Stupid BUT: making the font in LibreOffice bigger saves space. so having 11 is readible but by changing the font size to like 500 it can save some mb per page
    I dont know how it works, i just noticed it at some point

    Edit: i think it was kb, not mb

    • SkaveRat
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      per page

      I mean, yes. obviously.

      If you had 1000 bytes of text on 1 page before, you now have 1byte per page on 1000 pages afterwards

    • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      Have a macro that decreases all font size on opening and then increases all again before closing.

      Follow me irl for more compression techniques.

    • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      You could always diff the XML before and after to see what’s causing it.

  • @bstix@feddit.dk
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    It’s like that chip tune webpage where the entire track is encoded in the url.

    • @LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11•5 days ago

      Link?

      • @PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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        https://beepbox.co/ for example

      • @skisnow@lemmy.ca
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        Are you trying to get rickrolled?

  • @Typewar@infosec.pub
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    Reminds me of a project i stumbled upon the other day using various services like Google drive, Dropbox, cloudflare, discord for simultaneous remote storage. The goal was to use whatever service that has data to upload to, to store content there as a Filesystem.

    I only remember discord being one of the weird ones where they would use base512 (or higher, I couldn’t find the library) to encode the data. The thing with discord, is that you’re limited by characters, and so the best way to store data in a compact way is to take advantage of whatever characters that are supported

    • astrsk
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      What about a hard drive made of network pings?

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJSW7Rprio

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠
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      I remember a project where someone booted Linux off of Google Drive. Cursed on many levels.

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      “Harder Drive”

      Store the data in pings that constantly get resent to keep the data in the internet

      • @fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        !beatmetoit@lemm.ee

      • @bitfucker@programming.dev
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        I was looking for this comment. I knew someone from Lemmy would have seen that

    • @psud@aussie.zone
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      GmailFS was a thing

  • Anh Kagi
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    this is actually a joke compression algorithm that compresses your data by one byte by appending it to the filename. (and you can execute it as many time as you want)

    Too bad I can’t remember the name.

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      • @gnutrino@programming.dev
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        Obligatory “pi hasn’t been proved to be normal”

        • Sonotsugipaa
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          Relatable tbh

          • SkaveRat
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            Pi being irrational and not normal makes it the most relatable number

        • palordrolap
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          Oh, I guarantee that pi is 100% normal. Just not necessarily in the base you want it to be normal in.

          • @gnutrino@programming.dev
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            I don’t know of a proof that pi is normal in any base (even non-integer bases) so I’d be interested to see on what basis you can guarantee it.

            • AwesomeLowlander
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              It’s somewhere in pi. Wait a moment while I look it up.

      • lime!
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        we could also use it as a file system

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Name all your files *.

  • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Let me guess, over 30 years old.

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