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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

The pick-up artist

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The pick-up artist

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • VegaLyrae
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    210•2 years ago

    Accidentally made a hot-girl union.

    Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.

    • The Assman
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      2 years ago

      Apes babes together strong

      • @NotSpez@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        How do you get those crossed out words?

        Nice comment by the way

        • @dukk@programming.dev
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          4•2 years ago

          Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~

    • @SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      33•2 years ago

      In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It’s a blind group date.

    • @chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13•2 years ago

      Competitor to the Attractive Girls Union?

      • VegaLyrae
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        5•2 years ago

        AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union

  • It's Maddie!
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    104•2 years ago

    Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way

    • Snipe_AT
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      58•2 years ago

      guy shooting his shotgun

      • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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        17•2 years ago

        Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner

      • @L4rr@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain?

    • @flerp@lemm.ee
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      18•2 years ago

      Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies

    • The Assman
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      9•2 years ago

      Casting a wide net, as they say

  • @irmoz@reddthat.com
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    64•2 years ago

    Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once

    • @VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐

  • @som@lemm.ee
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    64•2 years ago

    Bro was aoe farming

    • @Evotech@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Pulled too much aggro sadly

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Eʋegbe
      2•2 years ago

      I prefer AoE2

      • @zzx@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        AoE4 is pretty cool too though

  • @FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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    59•2 years ago

    Guys it’s called efficiency

    • @FleetingTit@feddit.de
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      3•2 years ago

      No, it’s called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do.

  • Norgur
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    39•2 years ago

    When getting a date isn’t even worth copy pasting to you, you aren’t worthy of the tiddies.

  • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    34•2 years ago

    Souls-like difficulty setting.

  • arc
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    22•2 years ago

    Collateral damage

  • Vincent Adultman
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    11•2 years ago

    The Bachelor with social anxiety

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Better luck next time.

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      15•2 years ago

      Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once!

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        3•2 years ago

        The Boomhauer method.

  • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    Dudes rock!

  • @ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    Man I’m so lost by this

    • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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      26•2 years ago

      It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat.

    • @rosymind@leminal.space
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      16•2 years ago

      He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment)

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