Just like hackers need an black hoodie. And where can I get one? Is a simple costume one enough or do I need an expensive one?

Sry I’m new here.

  • @SmokeFree@lemmy.ml
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    2711 months ago

    You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

    I don’t know where to get the boat tho.

  • Sabata11792
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    2511 months ago

    This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you’re in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

  • @JoeKrogan@lemmy.world
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    1711 months ago

    This was all covered in the on boarding process. We’ll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you’ll have to walk the plank 😄

  • Dem Bosain
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    1311 months ago

    Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

  • oNevia
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    1111 months ago

    Think about renting a parrot. That’s what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

      • @jimp@lemm.ee
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        411 months ago

        “Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social
        #onelinepoetry

  • Jessica
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    1011 months ago

    An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

  • Froyn
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    711 months ago

    Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it’ll let you enter.

  • sheepishly
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    611 months ago

    I’ve got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?