If you can’t trust your local porn store weirdo, who can you trust I say. 😂

Never trust a seller on AliExpress for a quality inflatable buttplug! Support you community and shop at your local porn store!

Ah yeah, fair observation

You’ve never had angry sex?

“Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today”

No one can predict a freak gasoline accident!

I remember going to friends places for sleepovers, we would all go down to the video rental and pick one movie each, then pick up takeaway on the way home. We’d stay up all night watching each video and pigging out on food

I don’t know if I’d call her a ‘celebrity’

She was in “American Pie, the book of love.” The 9th movie in the Pie series and direct to dvd.

Though she’s getting a lot of attention now, and if hawk tuah girl can become a millionaire off a sloppy bj, good luck to Jasmine!

On my settings screen I have a search bar at the top

I’m on an ASUS and it didn’t appear in my app list, but when I searched in my settings list it did. So maybe it’s something similar for you.

It didn’t appear in my apps list so I thought it wasn’t installed. But when I searched for the app name it appears. So be aware.

If you haven’t seen it, District 9 is a good non-standard ‘invasion’ movie

Modern day problems require modern day solutions

It’s the purest of orgies!

Your recipe sounds really good as well. I’ll definitely give it a try

Broccoli tossed in olive oil, cooked in an air fryer until crispy and then sprinkled with course salt. Delicious 👌🏼

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How fucking wild would that be. Corporate bots scraping content off 4chan only to then edit and sanitise it for advertisers before posting it to a 4chan thread

Shorten them and it works

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I love having wasps around my garden. They fly around my veggies picking off any caterpillars they see, I don’t even use pesticides because the wasps do such a good job keeping the populations low.