People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

The little white one on the left has to be the hardest muthafuckin dog ever.

What do you expect with a one week old account? Fascist twats

Prison labor is another word for slavery.

I don’t know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

“Oh right, cuz we’re trash.”

Quiz Lady

I found Inception to be stupid AF. It looked amazing, but the story was meh. Interstellar however, is the shit.

$3 dollar bill y’all is my shit

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

Dodge attack

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.

Semper Fidelis

With a charger

@CeruleanRuin We had no idea we were headed for our inevitable demise. I witnessed the Challenger explode when I was 4, one of my first memories. Red flag right out the gate.

I’m only in here to see if anyone describes me.

Don’t go taking all the glory of living in a doomed world. Us 80’s babies are right there with you.

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