Everyone’s bodies handle drugs differently. Strattera pushed my heart rate way up and giving it time didn’t stop it. Multiple stimulants didn’t do that to me.

Dating sim? No way. This is a genital magnet simulator.

I think it’s amazing that you can do these without vomiting.

I need to try this! Esperanto was my gateway to really enjoying language learning, though I fell out of it after a while. People greatly underestimate it’s value.

If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Thank god.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

I’ll get to work on my coffin!

Of course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

Just out for a rip.

Still saving up for that six disc changer. Gonna be sweet. Of course, someone has to sit in my S10’s jump seat.

I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

You’re telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she’s too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he’s left out.