By the condition of the seat. You are likely right.

Mmmm, pizza grease flavored faux leather

I can’t be the only guy thinking, I hope those pizza boxes are empty. Otherwise that poor seat.

My thoughts as well

Month or so ago I was offered a job. It payed better, slight better package of benefits. I accepted it and when I put my two weeks notice into my current employer, they matched it and offered a new position. Two days after accepting the offer, I declined it instead.

Blast from the past. This should be in !history or !ancient