Prescruffed? That’s just the vintage look.

No Virtua Girl?

If you’re coming to Canada, you don’t need to bring eggs.

We have plenty, and they’re not $10/dozen either

I’ve heard it mentioned, but I assume the people who believe it are people who are on Instagram all day

Their account gets banned.

Same as any mention of Tienamen Square and anything else the Chinese Government deems unacceptable.

Yes. Very.

Damn. TIL.

Have both of your arms broken, you won’t be able to crank it.

There was no actual offer of 60k, it was just a concept of an offer.

Ok, but where’s the rest of it?

You can’t just have an epic intro and leave it at that.

Saying that they could care less when they mean they couldn’t care less.

Like, of course anyone can care less than they currently do.