dormi.zone
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

i.imgur.com

message-square
248
fedilink
2.1K

Ideas for programming rizz?

i.imgur.com

@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
message-square
248
fedilink
  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    141•
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

    She did not think that was romantic.

    • @UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      57•2 years ago

      there are so many things wrong with this

      • @Caboose12000@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        44•2 years ago

        I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”

        • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          57•2 years ago

          I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

          • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            23•2 years ago

            Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.

            • @ech0@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              9•2 years ago

              I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!

              Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

              • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                10•2 years ago

                you’re way cooler than a robot

                See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣

          • I Cast Fist
            link
            fedilink
            4•2 years ago

            So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy

        • @tehmics@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          1•2 years ago

          I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      9•2 years ago

      I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.

    • @wviana@lemmy.eco.br
      link
      fedilink
      4•2 years ago

      'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.

    • @SatyrSack@lemmy.one
      link
      fedilink
      3•2 years ago

      I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

!programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
  • 202 users / day
  • 619 users / week
  • 1.6K users / month
  • 10.1K users / 6 months
  • 35.6K subscribers
  • 1.7K Posts
  • 37.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
  • @cat_programmer@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org