There are no depths the insane will not go

  • RhynoplazM
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    6 days ago

    To be fair, have you read the Bible? He’d fit right in. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      5 days ago

      If you’re only reading the old testament, then you’re not reading the Bible.

      If Jesus existed, he would beat Trump to death with his bare hands.

      I feel like we should start calling these false Christians Muslims or Jews to fuck with them.

          • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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            55 days ago

            I was raised Catholic, so I remember it like this:

            Jews: God talked to one of our people.

            Christians: That’s great! Tell us all about it!

            Muslims: God talked to one of our people.

            Christians: There’s no fucking way that happened.

      • @Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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        56 days ago

        It’s weird because the old testament was about the Jews. There weren’t any Christians yet. If you are a Christian you should only be reading the New testament.

        • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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          6 days ago

          Nah. The Christian Bible includes the Old Testament (Torah) and the New Testament. The New Testament is a continuation of what they believe to be God’s word. Just like the Quran contains both the Torah and New Testament as well as several chapters that chronologically follow.

    • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      126 days ago

      I have. He would fit in many places, Sodom, Gomorrah, the rapey parts of Genesis and Deuteronomy, or the slave promoting section of Leviticus…