There are no depths the insane will not go

  • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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    5 days ago

    If you’re only reading the old testament, then you’re not reading the Bible.

    If Jesus existed, he would beat Trump to death with his bare hands.

    I feel like we should start calling these false Christians Muslims or Jews to fuck with them.

        • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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          55 days ago

          I was raised Catholic, so I remember it like this:

          Jews: God talked to one of our people.

          Christians: That’s great! Tell us all about it!

          Muslims: God talked to one of our people.

          Christians: There’s no fucking way that happened.

    • @Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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      56 days ago

      It’s weird because the old testament was about the Jews. There weren’t any Christians yet. If you are a Christian you should only be reading the New testament.

      • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        6 days ago

        Nah. The Christian Bible includes the Old Testament (Torah) and the New Testament. The New Testament is a continuation of what they believe to be God’s word. Just like the Quran contains both the Torah and New Testament as well as several chapters that chronologically follow.