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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago

Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl

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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Blushing, short of breath, and unable to look away from the image, the Trump boys told reporters Thursday that they got a weird feeling after their Uncle Elon showed them a picture of a busty anime cat girl. “Uncle Elon called us over to look at his phone, made us promise not to […]
  • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    Do you think Elon hasn’t been kicked out yet because he’s supplying Don Jr with cocaine?

    • @bulwark@lemmy.world
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      Here is a video from 2 days ago showing him coked out in case anyone hasn’t seen it.

    • @islands@lemmy.cafe
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      13•6 months ago

      He hasn’t been kicked out because it’s all part of the grift. When Musk leaves Mar-a-lago in mid January to stalk trump up to Washington he’s going to be pretty shocked when he gets an itemized bill for his entire stay at the highest tier prices.

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      Nah, it’s his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump’s bad news

      • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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        8•6 months ago

        Trump won. He doesn’t need Musk’s money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

        • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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          He always needs more money. He’s an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he’s a disappointing sack of shit.

          • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            6•6 months ago

            Oh sorry that was me

        • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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          6•6 months ago

          He might not need it, but he wants it.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      5•6 months ago

      I thought he was a ketamine fiend

      • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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        6•6 months ago

        That too. But Don Jr was just filmed doing cocaine in public at the Space X launch.

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