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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago

Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl

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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Blushing, short of breath, and unable to look away from the image, the Trump boys told reporters Thursday that they got a weird feeling after their Uncle Elon showed them a picture of a busty anime cat girl. “Uncle Elon called us over to look at his phone, made us promise not to […]
  • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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    Nah, it’s his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump’s bad news

    • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      Trump won. He doesn’t need Musk’s money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

      • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        12•6 months ago

        He always needs more money. He’s an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he’s a disappointing sack of shit.

        • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Oh sorry that was me

      • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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        He might not need it, but he wants it.

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