Mine is that Picard talks in his sleep.

  • sj_zero
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    323 days ago

    That’s just canonical at this point. 👉 👌

    Otherwise why can you create holograms of your coworkers to bang and apparently that’s not against the rules or the programming of the holodeck?

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      423 days ago

      Not just Barclay either. Remember laforge? He was basically married to his warp drive waifu and then she showed up and it’s like “oh shit uh awkward I’ve boned you in every hole”

      • sj_zero
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        423 days ago

        Wait a sec, tuvok literally used it to pon far. So even more canon, on screen canon!

        • hopesdead
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          121 days ago

          Did he? Unless I am confusing episodes, didn’t that turn out to be a lie or be lied about it working?

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            220 days ago

            Is there a cold there were two Vulcans on that ship, and I think they both had to do it at least once, but according to dialog from memory alpha, it sounds like it’s pretty common:

            “I am a married man.” “It’s the holodeck, Tuvok. It doesn’t count.” “Is that what you tell your wife?” “No, of course not. My days of rescuing slave girls from Planet Ten are history. Look, you have photographs of your wife, right? The computer can use them to create a replica. You wouldn’t be breaking your vows if it’s a hologram of your wife.”

            • hopesdead
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              220 days ago

              Yeah that is the lead up. I recall after that he lied about it working.

              • sj_zero
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                220 days ago

                The important thing is that it shows that canonically the holodeck is for porn.