Mine is that Picard talks in his sleep.

  • sj_zero
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    423 days ago

    Not just Barclay either. Remember laforge? He was basically married to his warp drive waifu and then she showed up and it’s like “oh shit uh awkward I’ve boned you in every hole”

    • sj_zero
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      423 days ago

      Wait a sec, tuvok literally used it to pon far. So even more canon, on screen canon!

      • hopesdead
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        121 days ago

        Did he? Unless I am confusing episodes, didn’t that turn out to be a lie or be lied about it working?

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          220 days ago

          Is there a cold there were two Vulcans on that ship, and I think they both had to do it at least once, but according to dialog from memory alpha, it sounds like it’s pretty common:

          “I am a married man.” “It’s the holodeck, Tuvok. It doesn’t count.” “Is that what you tell your wife?” “No, of course not. My days of rescuing slave girls from Planet Ten are history. Look, you have photographs of your wife, right? The computer can use them to create a replica. You wouldn’t be breaking your vows if it’s a hologram of your wife.”

          • hopesdead
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            220 days ago

            Yeah that is the lead up. I recall after that he lied about it working.

            • sj_zero
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              220 days ago

              The important thing is that it shows that canonically the holodeck is for porn.