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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon loves his sister

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Anon loves his sister

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  • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    21•5 months ago

    Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.

    • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • XIIIesq
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        35•5 months ago

        Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it’s over, sisters are cold blooded.

        • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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            8•5 months ago

            It’s aight. Parents divorced tho

            • XIIIesq
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              4•5 months ago

              Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

              • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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                2•5 months ago

                There’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

                • XIIIesq
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                  1•5 months ago

                  Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing

          • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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            5•5 months ago

            Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.

            • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          • Omega
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            4•5 months ago

            Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer

            • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            1•5 months ago

            My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.

        • @Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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          5•5 months ago

          My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent

        • @islands@lemmy.cafe
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          3•5 months ago

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      • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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        5•5 months ago

        My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.

    • THCDenton
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      12•5 months ago

      I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        5•5 months ago

        I’m a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.

        • @odium@programming.dev
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          9•5 months ago

          They really got patents for everything these days, huh?

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            6•5 months ago

            Lol, I’m leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.

        • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          5•5 months ago

          Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      4•5 months ago

      Don’t be sexist. You can fight your sister.

      • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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        3•5 months ago

        I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.

  • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    20•5 months ago

    This ended way less fucked up than I thought a concept called “sisterpilled”, from 4chan, was going to go.

  • RachelRodent
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    16•5 months ago

    I played with monster high dolls with my sister. :3

  • @Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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    14•5 months ago

    This is just people who don’t fulfill someone else’s idea of who they should be so they feel they’re the wrong person.

    If you’re less insecure and more confident in yourself and accepting of who you are, that would be the difference that makes you successful. Not “I grew up with a sister” or some other incel bullshit.

  • I Cast Fist
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    11•5 months ago

    Pretty sure that’s a doujin backstory

  • @neatchee@lemmy.world
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    This is called being a siscon

    Edit: Western obsession with sex is weird. Incest is not implied by the term “siscon”

    • @sexy_peach@feddit.org
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      12•5 months ago

      What does that mean?

      • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        25•5 months ago

        Incest. But obviously this is dumb and OOP is just a wholesome dude that loves his family member

        • @neatchee@lemmy.world
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          3•5 months ago

          Doesn’t mean incest, though I understand how someone unfamiliar with the term and Japanese culture in general would think that. Western obsession with sex is weird

          • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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            3•5 months ago

            Bro thinks being a siscon is part of Japenese culture and not something they find just as weird lmao

            • @neatchee@lemmy.world
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              Of course they find it weird. They make fun of it constantly. But the classification/term originated there for a variety of reasons. Not everyone who likes Japanese shit is a degenerate pervert. Go touch grass

              Seriously, the Western need to twist everything into something sexual is fucking weird and gross. Get help

              • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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                3•5 months ago

                Defensive much?

                • @neatchee@lemmy.world
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                  Was I supposed to lean into it or something? Kinda sick of people ruining my fandom with their fetish bullshit. Not gonna let you just spout off these trash ideas without any sort of push back. Though I’m sure you’d prefer it

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      3•5 months ago

      Is that one of those sisterpilled siblingmaxcxing terms?

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      1•5 months ago

      Do you think a lolicon is just someone who gets along really well with little girls, too?

      • @neatchee@lemmy.world
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        1•5 months ago

        While there is no question that in modern times, both in the West and East, the term lolicon refers to a sexual attraction to underage girls, that’s not how it started. This topic goes all the way back to the 70s and the shoujo manga scene which was initially dominated by women, and only later welcomed men.

        As with most things in life, if you actually spend the time to look into it, these things are a lot more nuanced than you might think.

  • monke🐵
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    2•5 months ago

    Wtf, this is literally me

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